Everything Connects - 1

Firstly let me start off by typing up a, that I consider funny, dream I had last night. I would also like to note that only every fifth dream do I dream with me inside of it. Most of the time I literally dream as if I am watching a movie and I'm just a viewer and nothing else. Well this particular dream I experienced both.

Caution - The following story may be considered to mature for some...

It was me My mom and my two sisters. They were having trouble hooking up the cable so they can watch cable television. I'm already there and I hook it all up and a picture comes on the TV set. Well now the only problem is that there is nothing but pornographic material on, so I quickly change the channel, more porn, change the channel again, more porn and let me remind you that all the porn that's on the TV is nothing buy HJ's which I thought was peculiar. So we go through every single channel and there is nothing but HJ's. So I go behind the Amore* and move some cables around and WALLLA, cartoons! Not just any cartoons mind you, anime cartoons and Japanese television.

I would also like to point out that I lived in Japan for two years and know (or at least thought I knew) about how to interact with the Japanese culture. So, the first channel that sort of magically pops on is this weird Japanese reality show. The show is a guy who carries around a camera in malls and shopping centers and goes around sticking his tongue out at people. Now he wasn’t licking people but he wasn’t far away from people either. It look as if the point of the show was to stick his tongue out at people and get as close as he can without actually touching them with his tongue and of course one of the unwilling contestant is an attractive younger woman and the host of the show, along with is his side commenting pal attempts to get as close as possible to the young lady and his another one of his pals pushes him of course making him practically lick half of the young woman’s neck.

So I changed the channels as nobody wanted to watch that. Here is the one that actually mad me wake up laughing in the middle of the night. Well that and I had to go to the bathroom.

So we change the licking guy channel and the next channel is an anime. Now this particular anime was very Japanese however the announcer was speaking perfect English. We see three young animated women on the screen and the announcer says the following:

"These three innocent women haven’t done a single thing wrong in their lives but when there is crime to be fought they are... THE SAMU-RAIS FOM HELL!"

Now this may not seem funny to most but the huge contrast between the being innocent and being from hell was for whatever reason funny as hell to me.

The three girls would all bump fist and this scary looking sort of dead armor would be all around them right over there school girl outfit.
Right after this I woke up laughing and had to use the bathroom as well. I also knew how fragile dreams were so had to keep repeating to my SAMU-RAIS FROM HELL over and over so that I wouldn't forget.